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When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."
Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.
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A viral video of a man wanting chicken tenders from a chicken. Every time you say it, you have to follow it up with screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
chicken, give me tendies! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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And old country saying.
Means leave me alone or get off my case.
Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”
Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”
girls basically being all up on you
from a song by a cat name doa aint young jock but these chickens lookin young on me
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the rap sang by a 13 year old black female who usually has a mental disease and is usually named shiniqua
Someone: yo shiniqua
shiniqua: SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE LEAVE ME ALONE FOO
Someone: ok chill daym
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