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No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.

I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.

by PE GANG February 4, 2020


World Contact Day

World Contact Day is an undated future event. The name relates to the day when first contact with intelignet alien life is made with Earth.

This day in history shall henceforth be known as World Contact Day, the day we first made contact with inteligent extraterrestrial life.

by Amadeus2k8 March 12, 2009

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