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no ruber(condom) then no intercourse (sex)
tyler:want to make love
andi:no glove no love
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slang term for a condom. also part of the lyric for Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" in the Simpsons episode, A Milhouse Divided.
"Dude, I'm all out, you got any gloves of love?"
"Can I borrow a feeling,
Could you lend me a jar of love,
Hurtin hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love."
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Amanda: You Got Protection?
Sam: Ya, There's Nothing Wrong With A Little Gloved Love
Masturbation while wearing a pair of beautiful smooth gloves.
'I might need some new gloves. I found mine in James' room and you know how he is with glove love.' - a parent who needs new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.
The version of tough love where the parent (typically) has to tippy-toe the tough love, rather than do smash-their-car- level tough love.
Variants: tippy-toe tough love Antonym: smash-their-car-level tough love
Child: Pick my hanger up
Parent: No
Child (still in bed at midday): But you knocked it down
Parent: Its for your own good. GET OUT OF BED AND PICK THE *** THING UP YOURSELF
Child: !
Parent: Kid gloves tough love, sweetie, kid gloves tough love
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When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.
My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.
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A cute expression derived from a childrens tv show. Often used between to say they love each other, but in friendships rather than being in love.
"See ya next week nic"
"glove love"
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