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No god please no is from the show The Office, as said by Steve Carrell.
Me-What the-
Random Person-NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO ! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What you say when you really don't want something to happen
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards
Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
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When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
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What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.
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john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering
Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!