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No sausage

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."

by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009

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Sausaged

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

by Meh123 June 11, 2017

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Sausagitis

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

by read_words_kids March 27, 2021

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sausage

sausage

friend: eat?
me: sausage

by Xonde April 19, 2019

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to sausage

to dance the crazy manner

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.

by Matomat January 27, 2019

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sausaged

To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.

Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.

by RemiKurtJoelNickBillJohnErrol August 9, 2006

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sausager

A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.

Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager!

by P.R. September 12, 2007

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