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A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.
Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).
From the word form "no-brainer"
Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.
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Similar to "no-brainer", when a chick is so fine, you don't even need to think with your wang before you to take her to bed.
jim: i heard you scored with that lainey girl last night, very nice.
bruce: she was lookin' damn fine and making conversation with me, it was a no-boner really.
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A penis that is in a state of erection
It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
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when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is
Jack: Yo you got a boner dude!
John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy
Jack: ...
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You penis's version of a thumbs up.
*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.
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a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.
1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning
chuck: with a boner
2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face
random guy in the background: with a boner
tanner: (chuckles)...never mind
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A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.
Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner
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