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Nova Scotia Curse

This is when a guy from Western Canada dates a girl from anywhere, but said girl travels to Nova Scotia for a minimum of 2 weeks (no matter the excuse), and within the week of her return, she dumps him. Hence the guy has just become a victim of the Nova Scotia Curse.

NSC....screwing western canadians since 2008

Guy 1 - Hey, im dating this hot broad but im pissed she is gone for a month to Nova Scotia

Guy 2 - Man you're gonna get fucked by the curse

Guy 1 - No, thats just an urban legend....

(1 month, 4 days later)

Guy 1 - ....damn Nova Scotia Curse

by Shellemon July 31, 2010

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NoVa Curse

People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.

Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”

Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”

Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”

Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”

by jaymo93 September 20, 2020