Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.

Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).

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Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.

Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!

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