NORAD

(Neighbors opposed to radioactive dumping)

A fanatic psuedo cult focused on preventing the illegal dumping of radioactive waste in local neighborhoods.

NORAD walks the narrow line between bona fide religion and juvenile attention-seeking farce; like the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about what the waste plant is gonna do?

Guy 2: Yeah, they said they were gonna dump shit into our lake.

Guy 1: Fo Realzy? NORAD is gonna be so pissed.

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NORAD

norad.mil - "NORAD and USNORTHCOM Strategy provides a clear roadmap for the United States and Canada to defend North America and protect our nations' critical infrastructure."

My fellow Americans, (today, yesterday, etc) NORAD detected a Target of Interest. They were given the green light to intercept TOI-1, the (object) was taken down sucsessfuly.

NORAD

a acronym for north american defence command usually detects objects in north american airspace and also is searching for incoming ICBMS (intercontinental ballistic missiles) also they have a santa tracker.

did you see the norad bunker it's so cool looking