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A country assed redneck region north of Atlanta.
Skanky North Georgia mom (or "mama" as she would be called there) with her passel filthy disgusting inbred brats at the grocery store for her WIC run: "Don'choo sass me boy. I'll tear yo ass up."
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A military college in Georgia, where academics are the #1 priority, except for when they say.
This year, North Georgia College decided to host its alumni review and awards parade two days before finals.
When you are having sex with a women doggie style you pull your dick out drop your dip(chew) on the head of your cock, insert your dick with dip into the ass. Give a few powerful thrust, then pull out the dick with dip attached, put the dip in your mouth then spit on the back of the women.
When having sex with my wife, she asked me to spruce it up a little bit, so i decided to drop in the north georgia dip.
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New name for NGCSU.
Where you go when you either can't get into UGA or Georgia Tech if you only want to mildly disappoint your parents.
When West Point says No and the Citadel is sixty-six thousand a year and unironically the Citadel.
Him: I just got the news, WestPoint didn't accept me.
Me: Have you heard of the University of North Georgia, the forgotten SMC?
Him: No. Do they have a football team or prominent alumni?
Me: No, and sort of. We' re like that one girl on Tinder who will message back, and isn't a scammer.
Him: Good enough for me...
when a male wraps his legs around a partners head, places his gooch upon their mouth, and then proceeds to jack off as hard as he can with the intent to make his balls bounce hitting his partner in the eyes and nose, giving the appearance of plunging a toilet.
“She wasn’t in a fight, her boyfriend gave her a north Georgia plunger last night, that’s why her eyes are black.
North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.
Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.
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A military college which produces cadets who are known to be masters of the political bullshit that goes on in the Army, but lack any scholastic ability.
My cousin Joe couldn't get into West Point, so he decided to try his luck at North Georgia College and State University.
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