North Kingstown High School

North Kingstown high school is a high school in Rhode Island. There is nothing to do there, in fact North Kingstown is so boring that there are many “turf farms” also known as grass farms. That’s right, this town is so boring farmers grow grass. This school is comprised of many types of people, but mostly the “evolved horse girl” meaning a teen girl that only wears ivory Ella shirts, gym shorts, white converse, and one of thoes cord necklaces with the pearl on it. She will basically ruin your life by being a massive bitch. This girl may have at one point, or continues to use the n word in normal conversation. Only ever soft r though., white kids from the suburbs that think they are black because they listen to drake ( the same type that would ask you if you have heard of brockhampton or liltracy because they are “underground” and “a rare sound”), the kids that go through their emo rebellious phase in junior year and drink their weight in mikes hard lemonade, smoke the fattest blunts you have ever seen in your life and say it “numbs the pain”, the pain of their privileged suburban teen years that is, and think mourning lilpeep is a personality trait. They may not dress like 2008 Emos, but that’s just because they have mended with society, like aliens hidden among us (only a trained eye can spot them), and your typical cishet white boy with the kaki shorts that listenes to post Malone.

“Wow I really hate North Kingstown high school. It’s full of so many locals. Everyone pretends to be cool here until they eventually turn into a soccer mom after college”

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