North Warren

A high school in Blairstown, NJ. A pit of despair and apathy. Could you read its name on the multiple-thousand-dollar electronic sign that nobody can see? The school is designed to have no airflow, so you spend half of the year in a giant brick oven getting more baked than the weed junkies. Want to use the bathroom? Too bad - the juuling wasn't enough and some fucker just had to do coke in there so now only one is open. You're either racist or too sick of everyone's shit to protest. Purgatory.

Oh, you go to North Warren? On the burnout scale, you're headed towards somewhere between Macaulay Culkin's drugs bust and that time Lindsay Lohan attempted to kidnap refugee children live on Instagram.

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