north eye

North eye, the boss eyed squint, eye looking north like a leathery trawler captain, I didn't know if she was looking for me or at me.

She has got a north eye, looking at me but talking to someone else.

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north north west eyes

When an inexperienced manager is asked a simple question, and rather than answer will move their eyes to the compass points North North West to South South East in a rapid fashion. Often accompanied by a Fear Boner.

Officer A: So did you ask him if the meeting was going ahead?
Officer B: Yeah, but he started giving me the fuckin North North West eyes then disappeared to the gents.
Officer A: Did he have a Fear Boner as well?
Officer B: I didn't look to be perfectly honest.