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Not a Father's Day

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.

Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!

by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014

30๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Father's day

Mass confusion in Harlem

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"

by Jonathan December 11, 2003

156๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Not a father's day

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009

109๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Father's Day

a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.

Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.

by Virgin Suicides June 26, 2017

177๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


father's day

The most confusing day in Harlem

Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!

by PoopieNigga September 27, 2003

92๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fathers Day

The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift.

'Get anything this fathers day?'
'Nope, safe for this year man.'

by sea_monster June 16, 2013

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž