Not Mess

A person, generally female, who refers to her/himself as a Hot Mess, but in reality is not a Hot Mess because they are either not currently a mess or, more likely, they are simply not hot. Typically, the subject is under the mistaken impression they are hot.

(overweight) Girl: I'm super-busy, I've lost my keys, my phone is dead, and I've got a million things to do - I'm a hot mess!

You (to friend, whispering): She's not hot...so really she's a Not Mess.

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The Mess

Drunk as all fuck.
Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.

“Holy shit, there goes The Mess leaving the Woodbine again. Why’s he picking fights with that group of natives”

messing with

Playing/Joking around with another.
Playing tricks or jokes.
Horseplay.
Misconduct.
Deliberate wrong doing.
To waste time by engaging in aimless activity.

"I was just messing with him."

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Messed

Fucked in the head. No idea about anything. Just Stupid!

You are messed. (with a disgusted look)

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mess

You can use the word mess after someone says or does something that's embarrassing, stupid, pathetic, ridiculous, or weird. Honestly can be used after a lot of things. Even sometimes when you don't know what to reply, "mess" might work.
It's so hard to define mess... Mess. Check examples for a better understanding.
Sometimes has a t at the end. (Messt)

#1

xtina: I can't believe that ratchet hoe has the same bag as me!!
nicki: Mess

#2
rus: So yesterday I drunk texted my ex boyfriend
nicki: Mess

#3
abby: *drops phone*
xtina: Mess

#4
nerd: Damn I forgot to do my homework -.-
xtina: Mess

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as mess

An adverb which denotes a lot, quite a bit or very much.

I am hungry as mess.

It is cold as mess in your room.

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messing

1. The act of interfering with something that is not yours, or
2. To alter, change, use, touch, examine or interact in any way with someone else's property or person.

Hey, stop messing with my stuff, man!

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