A sight so bizarre you can only be sure that it is not salmon.
"What in gods name is that?!"
"Well, it's certainly Not Salmon."
1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.
Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?
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Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.
Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!
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The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.
Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.
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What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.
"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"
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When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.
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A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper โDaBabyโ, would be a salmon dick.
โAyooo i got that salmon!โ
โMy lord, did anybody see DaBabyโs salmon get leaked?โ
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