Not So Happy Ending

When a female masseuse gives a post-massage blowjob, then proceeds to bite the man's penis off.

Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."

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