Not The Onion

A disclaimer used when sharing a news article, announcing that the content is absurd, but real. It references the satirical news outlet The Onion.

Joe: Not The Onion- Republicans are proposing a law to implement criminal charges on women who have miscarriages.

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Onioned

The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.

Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".

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The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

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Onioning

when a guy is dancing behind an unknown girl , for example in a crowded disco or pub , and He is trying to put his pelvis as close,of the girl's bottom as, he can, following the rhythm of music while He is faking to dance.

Girl: She was onioning so hard on my ass last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!

onion

an ounce of cocaine

"takin' orders is sunnin, an ounce of coke is an onion" R.I.P. BIG-L

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Onion

Have layers; are like ogres

“Ogres are like onions, onions have layers, ogres have layers”

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ONION

1)an ounce of drugs :cocaine...weed...
2)a really phat ass on a chick that will make u cry if she ever let u hence "onion"

1)Ray Ray got knocked (busted arrested) w/ 2 onions.
2)Damn she got an onion booty!"

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