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Not charging for sex; it's either free or not at all. Hence, no ho~ing!
She's not a ho, she either gives it away or you don't get any.
Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.
ho ho ho, it's christmas!
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The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.
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Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!
Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!
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A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"
Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."
John: "Ah man that sucks!"
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Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.
Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!
Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.
Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.
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1-Santa Claus's most famous line that he uses as a greeting and exclamation
2-Can be used to describe how some people laugh ie very jolly and old-fashioned sounding
3-Can be used as an inslut when you see like 3 people you don't like and you point at them 1 by 1 and go "ho ho ho"
Ex1-Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Ex2-That kinda chubby looking old man has this ho ho ho happy chuckle to him.
Ex3-Dude, I hate those three popular chicks, talk about ho ho ho.
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