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Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.

I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.

by arnie123 May 22, 2018

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


oops I did it again I made it my mind oh baby baby

Its a very famous song from Britney Spears. I really don't know how to put it I've just been saying it a lot. So when someone dies i guess you say "They did an oops i did it again i made it my mind oh baby baby."

Person1:*Dies*

Person2: They did an oops I did it again I made it my mind oh baby baby

by 020000000000Sweet Stripes May 27, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž