not my table

“Not my table” is an idiom that comes from the service industry meaning “not my business” or “not my problem”. Used originally by waitresses to tell beckoning customers in other sections that they were not that waitress’s problem.

Made popular by “Rick and Morty” S3, Ep6
See also “my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all”

When my lyounger sister asked me to bail her boyfriend out of jail because tomorrow is his birthday I replied “Sorry sis, not my table”.

my table

oh noooo

my table: it's broken :(

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flip my table

Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground

Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.

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I set my table

The act of getting things done by providing adequately.

Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.

fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".

Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.

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