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nothing sandwich

Two pieces of bread with nothing between them.

Ah, I could really go for a nothing sandwich right now!

by ihatetuna December 5, 2018

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Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021