The day you go up to your significant other, tell them you wanna break up, then say your joking and pin them against a wall as your making out with them
“It’s November 1rst… you know what that means, JESSSICAAAA”
Waist your money day..time to waist that money on the Amazon package you really wanted
Boy 1:yo bro,what’s today’s holiday?
Boy2:it’s waist your money (November 1rst)day,let’s go to the skateboard shop
Boy1:BETTT