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On November 2nd you get to slap your tallest friend across the face, if you're the shortest.
Short friend: Hey dude, it's November 2nd
Tall friend: oh no...
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November 2nd is now officially play Minecraft day. Whenever, or wherever you are you better be playing Minecraft.
”bro it's November 2nd you know what that means! Time for some damn Minecraft”
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A person born on this day is very lovable, shy, interesting, and unpredictable. They are extremely indecisive and stubborn. They refuse to listen to anyone’s opinion and they are right no matter what. They also tend to play too much when it comes to relationships. Don’t mess with them because when they get mad its very scary. They are constantly in need of attention so if you’re dating one, make sure they are happy or else. They are also kinda weird and awkward
James: She’s always playing too much I swear.
Samantha: Oh, she was born on November 2nd.
James: Ok, that makes sense.
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The beginning of a new generation of urban dictionary holidays. Today we celebrate all urban dictionary holidays at once and make a new one for tomorrow
Today is november 2nd
Time to celebrate...
November 2nd is a day to slut it up! Make it hard for guys to last during no nut November. Bring out the inner hoe that we all have inside. Show what your mamma gave ya! Flaunt that ass and show off them titties. But whatever you do, be a safe slut! LOTS OF LOVE TO MY LIL HOES!!
Boy #1: Damn did you see Caitlin today? She's really sluttin' it up for November 2nd
Boy #2: I know right!! She and Margaret really got it going on.
Boy #1: Facts, they/re gonna make it hard to complete No Nut November successfully!
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November 2nd - a day when an angel was born. stubborn but loyal. kind and compassionate. egoistic. sometimes self destructive. they are very affectionate and lovable. need a lot of attention. often shy but once they open up, you'll never want to lose them. scary when provoked. their words are laced with venoms.
"when is your birthday?" /" i was born on november 2nd"
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Shit your pants day, This is the day where you can shit your pants and no one can say anything about it
HEY WHY DID YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS
ITS OK ITS NOVEMBER 2ND
OH OK
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