November 5th

National fuck off day

Person 1 : Hey, it's November 5th, you know what that means!
Person 2 : fuck off

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November 5th

The day where the prettiest girls were ever born. They are kind, beautiful, funny ans smart. The whole package. 😍

dude: oh damn she fineeee.
his friend: she must have been born on november 5th.

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November 5th

National Destiel Day, in honor of the canonization of the popular Supernatural ship known as Destiel, and the surrounding memes that created destielputinelection.

Dude, remember when Destiel went canon and it trended above the 2020 election?

Yeah, take me back to November 5th.

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November 5th

November 5th is national slap ass day slap anyones ass its fine (DO NOT GET CAUGHT IF UR AT SCHOOL)

Today is November 5th National Slap Ass Day

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November 5th

November 5th is kick a leah day so kick any Leah u know for free 😉

Hey leah
Oooo why did you kick me

It’s November 5th kick a leah day

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november 5th

a crap event in the uk with fireworks and a bloke called guy who gets chucked on the bonfire

it's november 5th aka bonfire night. lets eat toffee apples and set off fireworks

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November 5th

Every boy has to act gay the whole day

November 5th the day when all boys act gay.
Boy: “I love u”
Other boy: “love u too”