nuke it

To microwave something.

-What are you eating?
Yesterday's pizza.
-Did you nuke it?
Yeah, 30 seconds is good.

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nuke it

To overly think a solution to any problem. Usually refer to and use by nuclear trained US Navy sailors.

Dude, don't nuke it. We just need directions to the store. We don't need exact GSP coordinates, altitude, and a bunch of other useless junk.

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nuke it

to heat food in the microwave

"grab some tv dinner in the freezer and nuke it before you eat it"

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Nuke

A Motherfucking BOMB

Let's drop the nuke bois.

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nuke

The internet's solution for any atrocities or social issues in any foreign country.

"Canada hunts baby seals."
Response: NUKE CANADA
"China has a cannibal tribe"
Response: NUKE CHINA
"Faroe Islands dolphin slaughter"
Response: NUKE DENMARK
"Class conflict in Iran"
Response: NUKE IRAN

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nuked

When a underground file ripping crew purposely removes one or more archives of a release, rendering it useless.

*Nuked File* = I just downloaded 2 gigabytes for nothing, FUCK!

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Nuked

The act of getting so completely swole that your body resembles a mushroom cloud

Person 1: Bro did you see Brian lately?
Person 2: Dude he's looking NUKED

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