Nurmagomedov disorder

A disorder attributed to proper number 12. Symptoms include blue lips, hiding behind girls and cowarding. Nurmagomedov disorder has early onset’s, triggers for this disorder are, Dolly’s and tour buses, other triggers may be Irish people.

Oh no! Look at that fairy, he is doing a Nurmagomedov! he seems to suffer with Nurmagomedov disorder.

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