Nurple Surker

A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".

Roommate 1, "Yea Mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i'm going to drop out of college."

Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."