bullet nut

A Bullet Nut is a complete buffoon who makes basic random simple errors that even a baby could get correct

look at warren over there, the baldy bastard has cocked up so many orders up in one morning he is a total bullet nut, he's gonna get his ass kicked by the boss from teesside if he doesnt start pulling his weight

Nut Bullet

When you Nut so hard that it becomes a bullet.

Girl: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Boy: Whew, that was great babe.
Girl: MOTHERFUCKER YOU SHOT ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!
Boy: Huh, I guess my dick shot a nut bullet.
Girl: What the fuck? J-JUST CALL THEM!!!!