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Nut day is the day that celebrates ejaculation, the action of stroking ones penis to cause an orgasm that sends a white liquid to shoot out called sperm, semen, cum etc., and is celebrated on October 22nd every year.
some dude: "dude what day is it?"
some other dude: "its Nut day dude!!"
some dude: "Hell yeah."
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national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.
guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!
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Friday is the official day of nut busting. Due to the fact that Friday is tuna sub day at subway, and tuna sub is bus a nut backwards. This officially makes every Friday a day for ladies and gents to celebrate and bus some nuts!
Friend one: yo I’m hungry, what are we gonna eat.
Friend 2: it’s bus a nut day so let’s hit up subway and then we’ll go to the brothel and penetrate many girls with our penises
November 17th you may have a free nut.
Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!
Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!
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November 11 International bust a nut day and yes you won’t be breaking NNN
Someone: Hey is November 11 do you what that means
Me: No
Someone: It’s Bust A Nut Day and guess what you don’t break NNN
On November 11 you can bust a Nut and not break NNN
Brad: It’s November 11 do you know what that means
Kyle: no I don’t
Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you don’t break NNN
a day where all the men and women and children with fat ass nuts gather at the cum house
person1: ayo what day is it today i see ur nuts dragging to the floor.
person2: thats because its international fat nuts day honky!!