Nut Film

The thick, gooey, creamy, hot layer of goop that accumulates upon one's nuts after months of neglecting to make an appointment for a Nut-Job.

1. Omg~! My nut film has gotten so thick and gooey that no nutter in town will peel it for me. Not even the nutters at South Hill Nut Salon.

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