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Where a guy is driving down the road and the girl decides she doesn't like what he just told her, so she threatens to NUT PUNCH him in the balls. This can only be accomplished while the guy is driving and not standing up.
While Kasey and Dale were driving down the road, Dale made a smartass comment and was nut punched by Kasey.
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The magical fluid one drinks to set aside the ability to rationally discuss politics when someone points out something Clinton did better than Barack Obama.
barackhead
obamanation
You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.
Response: Expletive laced rant in caps.
Dude. Whatever, you drank the Obama Nut Punch!
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What whitey is going to get when obama takes over.
The landlord wanted the rent, he got an obama nut punch instead.
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The act of giving a swift blow to the lower back or abdominal region moments before ejacualation in order for the hole being penetrated to tighten for a more desireable climax.
Whlie Johnny was having intercourse with big Janet, he gave her a ferocious punch nut moments before her submerged her in his baby batter.
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See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick
This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.
You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.
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When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit
Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.
Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too
When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air
Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere