Nut Kick

A nut kick (also called a dick move in combat) is a tactical, yet unethical combat maneuver where you kick someone in the testicals. This will not work on the following: women, some badasses, people with sport cups, and men with penises, but are without balls. This is a violation of the bro code and is unfortunately, frequently broken.

I was winning that fight, up until the point he nut kicked me, and everyone administered second aid.

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Year of nut kicking

Year of nut kicking is when any hot girl dicieds to kick dudes in the nuts they can call kick nuts year which lets any hot girl to kick balls as much as they want.

Abbie: I wanna kick a bunch of dudes in the nuts
Brooklyn: time for a year of nut kicking

Slow Nut Kick

A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.

As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.

"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"

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kick nuts

The opposite of kick ass.

James: My car got impounded last night.
Bill: Dude, thats so kick nuts.

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Kick nuts december

Kick nuts december, is the month where girls can kick and/or hit another guys nuts, as a revenge for “slap ass october” and “grab ass november”
So girls get ready, and guys watch out ((:

A Girl kicks a guy in the nuts, but he can’t do anything about it. Kick nuts december has a rule, where the guy cant do anything about it

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Kick nut november

Kick nut november!

Girl: omg youre so mean
Boy: yeah and what are you gonna do about it?
Girl: dont you know what month it is

Boy: yeah it is november aka no nut november
Girl: no it is kick nut november
Boy: oh danm it

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Kick nut November

Girls get a change to get back at boys for national no bra day and slap ass October

Kick the boys in the nuts all November without paying the price

So to clarify kick nut November it’s fun for us girls not so fun for the guys

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