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The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm.
Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...!
A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.
Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"
A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."
OR
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.
Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time
Time to get serious, time to stop messing around
Phone Rings...(I answer talking to matt)
matt-hey whats up dude? You wanna go to the party tonight? Ill pick you up.
Me-i can't tonight, its nut-cuttin’ time on my English paper. Ive got to finish it tonight or my figurative balls will be cut off
matt- what the hell does that mean
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To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.
I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro
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