Nyhan

Any Irishman with the last name Nyhan is a glorified motherfucking sex god! His shlong is probably longer than a meterstick paired with melon-sized testicles. and he's able to pound back Pints of Guinness practically at the speed of light.

An Irish lass with the last name Nyhan is also probably a sex goddess as well. Chugging back gallons of Guinness is basically as easy as breathing for 'em. She's got great big lady balls. You definitely wouldn't want to pick a fight with her, as she could probably fight you while Irish dancing. You know to taunt you. And then she'd kick ya in the balls.
A Nyhan may not have the nicest singing voice, but that won't stop them from singing nonetheless. What they may lack in skill is made up for in emotion. Despite everything, a Nyhan is always fun to see perform, whether it be dancing, singing, fucking, drunken fighting, or just falling over.

"Who is he?"
"He's a Nyhan"
"Ah, so that's why his cock is sticking out of his pant leg."

Nyhan

an anus
a bum
the inside of your ass

"Suck my Nyhan, bitch"

Kate Nyhan

god like creature

Is that a Kate Nyhan I see, or am I hallucinating

Tj nyhan

very blonde with blue eyes like to play sports with a stick and very ugly

don't be a Tj nyhan its terrible