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Florida of the midwest.
turns on news "Ohio man steals $1200 worth of Swedish Fish from IKEA"
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The only place with Arctic weather and Summer weather in all four seasons, plus an unnamed fifth season where it rains toothpicks. Home of several big companies and wide fields of crops.
This week's two-day forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.
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Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn field corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn football corn corn fuck michaigan corn corn corn corn
Person: Where are you from?
Ohioan : Corn
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One of the fifty states in America. Here are some things you should know about Ohioan People:
1. We are all made of corn.
2. Fuck Michigan. Saying anything that makes Michigan sound decent will get you sent into one of our many dungeons.
3. If you're planning on traveling to Ohio, bring clothes for every type of weather. One day it could be 65 degrees and raining really hard, and then an hour later the temperature has dropped to -2 degrees and the sky barely has a single cloud.
4. Did I mention corn
5. Sometimes you can meet someone smart, and sometimes you'll run into a guy who is willing to sell his firstborn son for an iPhone 6.
Guy 1: Whoa! You look terrible! Where were you?
Guy 2: Ohio.
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The only place in the world where you can experience all four seasons in one week.
Meteorologist - "This weeks four day forecast. We have snow coming in across the lake on Monday, Heavy rain and cold weather on Tuesday, warmer temperatures and slight rain on Wednesday, and clear skies with sunshine all day on Thursday."
Me - "Oh, just a normal week in Ohio."
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A state where its weather pattern has PMS. 10 degrees and a foot of snow one day, 65 degrees and thunderstorm the next.
Bob: Man, we got a foot of snow yesterday
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting 6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan
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Ohio doesn't exist. It was a popular conspiracy created by politicians to sell more Ohio State merchandise, but there is currently no evidence or leads that it actually exists.
Beta: Ohio is actually a real place, it is right on the map.
Sigma: Pulls out Glock, making the Beta's life as real as Ohio.
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