OTD

An acronym for the phrase “on the daily”. Used to describe how frequently someone does or says something.

Girl, you’re so chic. I wish I could dress like you OTD!

Damn, bro... you go to happy hour like all the time. I swear you’re at the bar OTD.

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OTD

adj. An acronym for "Off The Derekh." "Derekh" is the Hebrew word for "path", alluding to the path that G-d delineates in the Bible which every righteous Jew must follow. Can be used to describe a person, an object, or an idea.

"I can see that O-girl's knees. Damn, that skirt is OTD!"

"I can picture her doing something like that. That broad used to be shomeret, but now she's just OTD."

"I always thought you were observant. When did you become so OTD?"

"Dude, don't take me to these OTD parties anymore. I'm trying to do t'shuva over here!"

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OTD

Usually refers to "Out-the-door". When you buy a two dollar 40oz beer, it's an OTD.

Also refers to when you bang a chick that's so ugly, you have to brown bag her head.

"Goto the store and grab me an OTD."

"Damn, I can't believe you banged that OTD last night."

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OTD

Obsessive Tumblr Disorder

One who uses Tumblr with all of their free time. Usually results in having no life once addicted. Describes about 99% of Hipsters.

Mandy: "d00d did you see that post I reblogged last night?!"
Joe: "Of course I did, I have OTD."

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OTD

Obsessive Tumblr Disorder.

"I just got diagnosed with OTD"
"What's that?"
"Obsessive Tumblr Disorder"

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OTD

Obsessive texting disorder

One who texts his or her friends non-stop. every day. Usually has unlimited, this generally describes 90% of middle school girls

my little sister has OTD. all she ever does is text her friends

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OTD

Obsessive Tumblr Disorder

When one is addicted to tumblr. Meaning that one stays online for a total of all day. Normally we can tell the time by how dark it is outside. That is if we even open our curtains at all during the day. The only movement required is to go to the toliet or fridge. Where nutella and your favourite boxset becomes your bestfriend. Symptoms include, eyestrain, insomnia, addopting the fangirl language and loss of social life and any human being interaction whatsoever.

Person with OTD: HBDHGBFVDJNDBGVD OMFG MY OTP IS SO AMAZING I JUST CANT- *SOBS*

Normal person: Da fuq bro?

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