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when shit is getting too shitty
oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat
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Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.
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To get over excited over something.
Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS
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A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"
Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.
It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"
You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!
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Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."
Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."
Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"
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