oldest

Oldest is when someone is older than the other.

I was born before you! I’m the oldest.

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the oldest profession

Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo

Oldest Child

The oldest child is usually the child that gets to much responsibility. Can be seen as an automatic babysitter. the oldest child also has much firmer rules then younger siblings. parents often forget what the oldest child was made to do at a certain age for example: at the age of 8 the oldest child is made to start doing the washing up but by the time the second child gets to that age the parent isnt making him do anything yet. the oldest chld gets the least attention as they are seen to be more capable. the oldest child often longs for the only childness they had for a while before there younger sibling was born.

oldest child.

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oldest sister

That bad bitch with the best humor. You’re happy when she bakes something, but when she’s gonna cook dinner you better run. The one day she’s your best friend or like a mum, the next day she can be the devil his own person.

Person A- Wait, is that aggressive girl the same as who gave you food last week??
Person B- Yes, that’s my oldest sister

oldest privilege

The right of the oldest child to make their own rules in which the younger siblings must follow

Ex: I have oldest privilege so I do not have to ask to use the toothpaste.

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Oldest child

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"

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The oldest trick in the book

A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
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Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.

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