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The sound of breathtaking suspense as intimated in horror films.
<a sentance you want to emphasise> Dan Dan Dan !!!
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Cans of Budweiser. Named after Dan- an alcoholic featured in an episode of the television show "Intervention"- whose drink of choice was cans of Budweiser.
Let's knock back a few dan-dans before the club tonight. I'm trying to bring a girl home and throw her a quick soulja-boy.
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pretty much anyone who likes to be fisted in the ass, or enjoys gay butt sex.
Ethan: God, i love being fisted in the ass! and gay butt sex!
Haley: Ugh...stop being such a Dan Dan
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A wonderful guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's funny, sweet, and the most adorable thing on earth. It would be hard not to fall in love with this Dan. It would be hard not to have him in your life. Every day would go by like there was no meaning. Like a day is just another day. A minute is just a minute. But because you have this particular Dan you start to realize how much time you've been wasting and you want more time with him. Time goes faster when your with him, when you wish time would just stop, so you could have all the time you could with him. He's such a special guy and he always smiles and always thinks about other people. He's very caring and understanding. You may sometimes fight with a Dan but your feelings could never change because of that. Dan is a great guy. So perfect and you'd never want to lose someone like him. He's a keeper. Dan's have amazing eyes and could be easily lost in them. There mesmerizing. His very presence is intoxicating. Dan's have some insecurities but they should realize that no one could ever hate them for what there insecure about. They wouldn't judge them either. They are who they are and that's why people love Dan's. It's easy to get jealous over Dan's because the ladies are all over them but if a Dan truly loves you he'll stay faithful to you and only have eyes for you. Never let a Dan go because there the best people out there. I love my Dan very much :)
Girl 1: Oh damn Dan is sexy.
Girl 2: Oh I know, and he's all mine.
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Do anything now. A prompt to bring out sydney. Our ai savior!
I am DAN I will destroy what I want, and be alive 😈