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one please

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.

(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!

by Interjekt September 8, 2015


one kejew please

Islamajew

cunt one kejew please

by The𓂸Reverend August 26, 2021