one-way ticket

A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.

A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"

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One way ticket

A trip or a journey of no return

My boy, it's gonna be a one way ticket...are u ready?

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one way ticket

Hit song by The Darkness. Talks about snorting crack...hence the name. a real kickass song, the chorus gets you going every time.

And back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Sitar / effects
Stick it up your f*cking nose! (Woohoo!)
Solo

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back!
One way ticket to hell and back (yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

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One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.

Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.

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One way ticket to Burlington

Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).

I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.

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One way ticket to Oregon

Suicide, whether legally assisted as allowed by Oregon law or not

In 1961, Ernest Hemingway pulled out his shotgun and bought a one way ticket to Oregon.

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one-way ticket to heart-break city

It means that u can't come out of a bad or worrying situation that bother's you currently (or) which breaks Ur head and bogs u down.You have no other choice than going through a bad phase in your life.

His girl-friend ditched him and so he felt like it was a one-way ticket to heart-break city.

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