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Oak Island, NC

Oak Island is filled with methadone, marijuana, underage drinkers, smokers, drug dealers, old people, no where to get fast food, bible thumpers, two entrances & exits, one shitty grocery store, and nothing to do for 3/4 of the year. The only good time to be on Oak Island as an adolescent is when the tourists come to the beach, which is a moot point if you're trying to get into an actual relationship.

"What do you want to do tonight on Oak Island, NC, study?"
"No, let's get a little high and maintain a GPA of 2.0."

by Maul Panes September 7, 2011

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oak island

A badass place to live!!!!! That's it

I live in oak island

by Bluseman February 18, 2016