oat milk

a type of plant milk commonly consumed by the queer community. often used in iced coffee.
(disclaimer: not everyone who drinks oat milk is gay... but i mean)

"alright, and what type of milk do you want with your latte?"
"do you guys have oat milk?"
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Oat Milk

The god of all plant milks. It is very tasty and it has a high level of fiber and iron and no saturated fats. Store bought oat milk is often fortified with all the nutrients in cow titty milk. Oat milk is the most environmentally friendly milk as it uses the least land and water in its production.

Ew you drink cow titty milk? That’s gross drink oat milk instead! It’s better for the environment and for your health.

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Oat Milk

Oat Milk can be closely described as the old, curd skeet of a man that has been stored in a cup or jar. Oat Milk is a delicacy consumed by sloots and whores in an effort to be different from the rest of her class. An Oat Milk drinker will claim its health and "worth the price" but in reality they are drinking cum.

"Yo she drank Matt's Oat Milk"
"Ew what a whore"

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