Obama's Platinum

An electronic benefits card given to people who cannot provide for themselves monetarily (mainly for food.) Named rightly so because President Obama will "give one to anyone."

Cashier: "Your total is going to be 100.00"

Card Holder: "Oh snap, let me get out my "Obama's Platinum" to pay for this food!!"

or..

Card Holder talking to friend: We can get some candy, cake, pop, ice cream, you name it!

Friend: Dang! How are you going to pay for all this?

Card Holder: Don't worry, I get $600 a month on my "Obama's Platinum" I'll pay for it!

Friend: I need to get me one of them cards!

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