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Obelix is secks god. He is almost as good as Big Bomba. He likes anal.
Friend: Hey you heard about Obelix?
Me: Oh, you mean anal god?
Obelix is a very kind person. He cares about his friends more than he cares about himself. Obelix is an emotional person but he makes a good friend whenever you need someone to lean on.
Friend: Hey Obelix, I just broke up with my girlfriend
Obelix: Take your time, remember you got me if you need anything.
a lesbian gay couple who let there dog join in whenever they are feeling quirky
hey lets hang out with Asterix and obelix