October, 30

International smack everyone who says “hi” to you have a good day

The word October, 30 is an day of smacking.
Person: hi, there
Other person:”SMACK”
Person:wth was that for
Other person: you said hi

October 30

national hug someone you love day

GIMME A HUG OR IMMA SLAP YA ITS OCTOBER 30

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October 30

My birthday :)

-Yo, what day is it?
-October 30
- Aight, thanks

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October 30

There’s enough “give a girl your sweatshirt” days in the year. October 30th is the day all students will go to school dressed as teletubbies and everyone has to act like it’s normal.

Person 1: What teletubbie are you being on October 30th?
Person 2: the red one obviously

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October 30

The day that you treat the shortest friend like a god/goddess.

Anyone who chooses not to do this can be sacrificed in any way.

“Hey, is that the shortie?”
“Yeah, but you can’t call her/him that, it’s October 30th.”

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October 30

The day Urban Dictionary puts some effort into its Word of the Day ... maybe? Please? This is so damn stupid.

It's October 30! Maybe Urban Dictionary will stop putting dumbass "Kiss/Buy XYZ day" as its Word of the Day and get back to posting not-shit.

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October 30

October 30 is the day were the best pussies are born

If your girl are born on October 30 you gonna scream when you go into

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