oculitis

A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.

"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyes hurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3

ocule

Unit of visualocity measured in time. The ability to form a mental impression based on visual stimulation in one millesecond.

The man smiled after twenty-five ocules.

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Oculitis

When a nerve from your eye crosses with a nerve from your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

Did you hear about Steve? His spouse gave him a terrible case of Oculitis.

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oculitis

Something that is unpleasant to the sight. An eyesore.

The new building on Cooper Square really is an oculitis.

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oculation

Its a word I just made up.

Oculation is a word I made up.

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Oculitis

Hyperfocus on a specific aspect of a project.

While organizing the cabinets, I lost steam after getting oculitis on how the sheets were folded.

Oculation

Something that relates to eyes in motion. When you look around, for example
this is a made up word that someone else came up with so I gave it definition

"Before we kissed, our eyes were in oculation. I couldn't help it. His green eyes were beautiful, I tell you."