Odesonne Edouard

The best striker in world football. Rangers fan hate him because he makes the clown Alfredo Morelos look even more like a clown. Would make Lionel Messi look terrible he’s that good. Idolised by Ronaldo. Not even Pelé is good enough to beat big Odesonne. 7 times Ballon Dor winner Edouardinho is by far the best ever striker to have ever played football.

Ronaldo: I’m gonna win the ballon dór
Messi: No I will
Odesonne Edouard: Hold my beer