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Off da hook (or Off the hook) meaning something was amazing or extremely awesome. Comes from Broadway when they use the "hook" cane to take a poor performer off the stage. Something or someone who never should be taken off the stage is off da hook!
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Texting Slang for "On dead homies" or "On dead hombrès". It is similar to swearing on your mother's life.
"ODH I didn't drink and drive"
Or
"I put that ODH"
Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"